I feel like this really accurately describes their relationship
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
A walrus hides its face in embarrassment as a man presents him with a cake made entirely of fish.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN IN WEEKS
LOOK AT HIM AND HOW CUTE HE IS
OMFG GHJFKASGAS omfg come here bb
This is what people see as they commute to work in Philly.Hollaback Philly is absolutely doing it right.
this is fucking beautiful
this is literally what i have been saying since i was born
four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis
I’m so happy right now.
Bless this man.
nobody fucked with me on the playground
nobody fucked with you in bed either
I know no one gives a crap but I’m excited so have a preview of Toby’s eye.
captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.
Basic plot of every Star Trek episode:
Kirk: I’m gonna go do the thing
Spock: It is illogical to go do the thing
McCoy: Goddammit Spock stop being so—
Spock: *insert sass here*
McCoy: *insert more sass here*
Kirk: *goes and does the thing*
Spock and McCoy: *still sassin around*
Chekov: *explains how sass was invented in Russia*
Sulu: *sass engaged at warp speed*
Scotty: THE SHIP CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE SASS CAPTAIN.